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Kudos to you and Dan on your massive creativity and wonderous humor! Thanks for the laugh(s). Pretty sure we all needed it.

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normally I wouldn't bother but I have lots of extra time today. it is comments like this..

i can tell you a couple of things you may not know about yourself. you seek attention. probably have very few or no friends. you think highly of yourself and think you're a little smarter, a little better.. (please re think).

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nonono

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please forgive

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And you are a dull witted miserable fuckwit.

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so sorry. i am not a tech kinda indididual. hell i cant cut copy or paste😭🤪 the only reason i am here is too find answers and possibly make more aware. please forgive me maam

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🤣😂 never mind! We all make mistakes! xx

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I love all the products! You and your son have great minds to think up all of these items. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today!

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ROFLMAO! Whew, that is priceless! I will take one of all of the above please, ;-)

In all seriousness we are farting into the wind friend, get ready, the time for their planned global calamity is close at hand. It doesn't matter if we stop them this second, the ground has already been poisoned and as such everything coming out of it has been contaminated with Silver Iodide.

By design, thank you United Nations Plan for Sustainable Development circa 1992! The only thing it every sustainably developed was the bank accounts of the Globalist Elites running it. Moo.

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I think the ground has been polluted with far more than silver iodide - aluminium, strontium, barium, glyphosate, fluoride and EMFs are a lethal combination for all forms of life.

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Your right but Silver Iodide is special because it binds to DNA, the others just poison us full stop.

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Yes - I found more threats from Silver Iodide explained here: https://www.toxno.com.au/toxins/substance_id_7822.html

Who would poison the world with such a thing?

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Come on Frances you know who.

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I THINK I know who, but most of the Nobs are fond of nature, or so they say! Take Our King Charles III for example. He is an advocate of rewilding, well, how can the world be rewilded if it is poisoned?

Years ago, I wrote about the possibility that the Black Nobility intend to create their own version of nature. I really wanted to be wrong about that.... sadly, it seems I was not.

https://francesleader.substack.com/p/the-mother-of-all-false-flag-events

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I sent the image of the manifesto to you directly.

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Your King Charles co-founded the WEF with Klaus Schwab and co-authored the Original Davos Manifesto. I would like to attach the image but unfortunately in this reply it seems my little + to add a picture has mysteriously disappeared.

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No one told me sackcloth was optional! 😂

cheers

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That Top Hat could double as a soup pot on your next SHTF camp out!

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Fantastic!

Just add a sarcastic globe, to go along with the "look up " finger. Because I can't think of anything that rivals the chemtrail distraction in scope and dedication of its adherents like the Flat Earth distraction. Excellent ploy to suck off seekers of Truth into a blind alley, and direct their energy into blindly proselytizing for a completely inconsequential fantasy.

When Musk axes all funding for secret governments spraying programs and the lines in the sky continue to appear daily, whenever jets fly at 35,000 plus feet in conditions conducive to the formation of cirrus clouds, what are people going to think? Hint: they're not. Chemtrail believers will be fed lots more so-called information to keep them from straying from the fold.

Here's a question: when Trump was talking about finding and eliminating causes of autism, note that he mentioned that Pennsylvania Dutch people don't have these health problems. Do you think that when Pennsylvania Dutch (Amish) people look up at the skies above Pennsylvania and Maryland they don't see the same lines that we are seeing?

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1. a self-destructin' shower caddy embossed with Shiva the Destroyer an' filled with various "Black Goo" "beautee" producks an' labeled "CERN Port-All"

2. (this one a mite lewd but:) ebony plastic dildo-shaped desk paperweight marked "Black kNob--pull HARD in case've FIRE!"

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I fot you meant upward-pointing MIDDLE fingers, lol. And I love the HIDSB… Everyone should have at least ONE! And what about some dog products, too? Like chew toys that look like Bill Grates and Klown Slob? Mebbee some high-flying drones that spray cat pee on Globalists when they come outside their mansions? Shoes that automatically fill with dog poo overnight? Frozen TV dinners with camel spit on top? Blow-up dolls for pedophiles that really blow up? They could be kid robots that look like real kids, and then BA-BLAM!!!! Full of lollypops with the sticks sharpened, so that they impale the pedos! “A Really Sweet Death” marketing…

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You are the best - I knew you would be! 🤣😂

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Aw, shucks, I fink you're gettin too mush 5G girldog. 🤣😂

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Frying tonight.... 🔥🔥🔥

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Me, too. Palps. Tingles. I got wifi here, dat is a downside. But the other place had wifi, three towers right across the street, AND a wicked witch who wanted my juju… FOK I yam glad I fokked arf outta dere! lol

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Your very own pseudoscience mousetrap game that jus' keeps playing

Great post much love

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/167135423

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Notify me when the bows, arrows with broadheads and centerfire ammo arrives please Frances.

And if there are any left ..a copy of your new book where a page of the bible and a page of the dictionary are on alternate pages..

In edit: Please continue with the Fear (mans' best friend) but forget the porn, that's a wild goose chase.

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How bout porn with a Death Ray inside? Ooooh, here's mai favorite pinup girl --- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! Or a drone that shows you nekkid wimmin, but den explodes with EAR KNIVES-- Sudden deaf! Blow up dolls for Big Boys dat really BLOW UP! Full of 5G and the pasties on the nipples pop off and emit toxic nerd gas!!! Oh, I should go work for DOGPA... Woof!

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Calm down son ..You'll have a heart attack before your turn comes up for a Prescribed heart attack.

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Burf! Hoo yoo callin SON? I yam a fully flecked BITCH wiff biscuits in mai backyard hoes, cat fur tween mai teef, bits of Michelin Pile It Sports stugt in mai teef, alsoo, and squirl tails hangin from de sealie of mai dog house...

I can run da dog trot 45 times at 250 mph, six daze from Sundae, I can eat chogolate an NOD DIE, I yam a wall of dogness wiff NO FEAR, and I git like diss after spendie owl day bein owl NORMAN. I yam nod trooly norman, I yam weerd. K9 to da bone, haa haaaa haaarf!

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Text phonetics....I'll have to rethink my position on rabies after that.. :-)

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Murf?

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🤣😂 I am dyin ere…. 🤣😂

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There's worse ways to go...

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;)

Ebber now and zen I gotta gettit outta mai systern.

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I dread to think what DOGPA would dream up for us....

Dog Agents with revenge vaccine guns firing real rabies!

Dog collars that throttle us if we dare to think.... at all.

Dog pounds where we are euthanised if we stay there for more than a month.

Vets who stick things up our bums.

Enforced bare footed walking on hot tarmac.

Why do we treat dogs so badly??

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I alreddy bin yoofinized an I yam STILL HERE.

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Why do they (dogs) betray the rest of animal kingdom and suck up to man the predator?

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baroooo?

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They have been bred that way. Dogs are not naturally occurring species. They descend from wolves and over thousands of years mutated and bred by humans for their particular traits. Really it is quite appalling.

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I heard somwhere under da rainbowl not tooo loooong ago dat dogs are NOT descended from wolfs, dat is a pack of LIES, not wolfs. Maybe wolfs got into some Murkan press reporks dat lie, lie, lie, like RUGS. Maybe wolves are UPENDED from dogs! Mebbe dogs beat the sheit outta wolves and wolves had to get bigger just to keep they tails on. Mebbe wolves be like, "owwoooooooooooooooooooooooo, dawgs, donut bite our fluffy tails arf!" So they blew themselfs UP, wiff helium, and got bigger dan dawgs, and the dawgs said, "fuck doze guys, lettuce hang out wiff humains wot will give us a lotta beef bones doncha know," and dey did.

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🤣😂

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Yes.

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I donut know! All part of the Torture Treats for Tough Tooth Dogs…

Butt I wanna real dog pal, no shots, no hot tarmac, just treats and meats and ho-made dog cookies… woofalicious!

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Now, mai deer pal, I mush get arfa here, I been online most of the day-o! Eyeballs be rollin around like billiard bawls... I donut want my eyeballs pickin up stuff from the carpet... carpet diem! Foofadoo! Rockabillicious! Hocus Poke Us Innie Eye! Mushroom at the Inn! Dingleberryberries! wooooooofititus domestikytus! Poodelicious Judiciary stumpin at the door! Birdilicious Officious Wingdelibles on High! Ohhmagoodieness a Moosement Porks! And maaany mooooooore....

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Wow, so much to chose from! Only if you can deliver my order by drone, I'll take one of each pls. Love it, and your humour in these dark times 💜

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Drone deliveries are limited to within 10 miles of Dorset’s Jurassic Coast. That is the only place around here where the wind is strong enough to get the thing off the ground…. sorry!

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i'll take a build a drone ma'am. complete with 2 extra packs of the ammo. do ya have a 2 fer the price of 1 on anything that will combust? lol love your sense of humor. hi they call me jazzyatdamouth which in da hills it means smartazz lol peace miss lady

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I will sell you some combustable cat poo! Wiff or wiffout litter stickin to it. And guaranteed to knock out damn near everbuddy in a mile radius.

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Delighted to make your acquaintance, I am sure! xx

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"Leader" brand concrete saws which come with a water bottle and 12 metal cutting blades and an anti-flash suit so peeps can cut down the towers.

Also, Pyro-Tower kits which have a key for the door on the bottom, and a high pressure pump and petrol tank and remote igniter.

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Ooooh, let's start a biz...

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Ooh! You have really thought about this, haven’t you Mr Ashtray? Why am I not at all surprised?

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He's SMOKIN'.

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also pondering:

oil injectors which inject oil into the exhaust AFTER the catalytic converter, so clouds of smoke emit from the getaway car

oil balloon deployers…based on 1953 morris minor semaphore indicators…just fit into the rear window , load with oil filled balloons, and at the press of a button the little arm comes out and drops the balloon onto the highway, splattering oil everywhere and making those police chasers slide out of control. We;re working on version II which also has catapult mode so you can splash oil balloons onto the windscreen of the pursuit vehicle.

anti-helicopter kit containing 50 250mw green lasers disguised in “glow stick” packaging

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I like dis guy!!! ^

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🤣😂 does the getaway car happen to be a Mini? Oh gawn…. I love that scene! https://youtu.be/sOGhuhC4AF0

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Hows about a Yogokarta Principles kids T shirt ?

NATO would implode .

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The UN would not be exactly happy either! Thankfully the documentation is far too long to fit on a child's t-shirt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogyakarta_Principles

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Telling that Blair ,the arch architect of Kosovo, surmised recently that NATO were no better than their synthetic enemies, in orders of magnitude on institutionialised pedosexual rape , longterm .

(At least he had the perspicacity to restrict context ,outside of Kazakstahn)

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Did you HAVE to drag that creepy fucker into my fun post?

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In Tonys' defense though, he was a recognized expert in public pissoir, interior design.

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Roland Bartzenko , or similar -would disagree - a Quora know it all (or nothing) on the good old NATO albanian army .

The Blair comment was ostensibly concerning him ,and his ilk .

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