ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MY BARGAIN BASEMENT MERCH RIP OFF WEBSITE?
One of my trolls accused me of producing endless fear porn! Fair enough, I thought, a little levity is required.... Another said I don't qualify as a target for abuse because I am not a grifter! OK!
My son and I were giggling about what sort of ‘merch’ I might develop for my anti-imperialism and dissonance grifting. We came up with personalised incontinence pads for giggling grannies, ready-chewed meat products for the toothless among us, kitsch tinfoil designer hats -
How about big helium balloons shaped like up-pointing fingers? With the words ‘LOOK UP!’ written on them for your chemtrail denying friends!
Holistic inter-dimensional Shungite boulders to counteract the EMFs? Prices according to weight.
(Buyer collects, of course!)
Black T-shirt with “I am not a Black Nob” written in white? Buy one get one free!
and matching cap?
Cup and string anti-wifi intercom for the kids! Hours of fun!
Build your own drone warfare kit, complete with bombs! Only available on our Dark Web sister platform. Bulk orders considered. Plain wrapper deliveries. In the dark. By black ops helicopter.
Face paints and ugly teeth kits with sample designs for those shoplifting trips around town to defy facial recognition software!
Blow up balloon very fierce home defender! Very cheap maintenance, no vaccines or vets bills.
Build your own tomb kit - (planning permission may be required) Designed to accommodate the whole family.
Vatican approved EMF Protective clothing for that special occasion. Please specify colour and size. Allow 28 days for delivery from Rome. Red shoes are out of stock.
Day wear - bargain pack of 3, machine washable polyester lined with EMF resistant sackcloth. Pendant not included.
WHAT ARE YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR MY BARGAIN BASEMENT MERCH RIP OFF WEBSITE?
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Blue roof paint?
Trolls are seeking toasters for their bathtubs; maybe you could sell toasters, the demand seems to be going up. You already have a lot of great ideas though. I like the face paint and fangs, could be a great style for the Blade Runner's surveillance camera removal service. ;-)