Jun 13, 2022·edited Jun 13, 2022Liked by Frances Leader
* Serves her the delicacy on the shell of a freshly killed tortoise, and then ushers her to the velvet-covered poo box and leaves her there, with a stack of silk bum scarves and a magazine called "The Queen." *
In the tub, Lizzie. A bit of soap or something similar to hand. Then wring them like you do a courtier. And hang them above the fire place but not too close. Don't want them to get burned.
It's pretty funny, cause in my world I'm pooping into a bucket and taking out the bucket to compost.
Amid many tiny blood suckers, ticks that is.
(although I think my consumption of garlic capsules (don't get me wrong I love garlic!) and peppermint lotion seem to be doing the trick for the ticks. (who can be sure?!) Next line of defense... scotch tape!
I only found one tick latch on and boy did it grab ahold when I tried to flick it. (kinda reminds me of some other bloodsuckers I've heard tell of)
Funny you're concerned about landfill in this scenario!!!
I doubt a Nob would be!!!!
And you have me, Lizzy cast as the maid, geez! (I rather like that nickname even if it's rather notorious) And yes I would wash the scarves in the tub, although I don't think silk would be the material to use and I would guess all Nob's have bidets.
Oh ya. You have caught my drift. I am going offline so that my son can take a look at my laptop, it is misbehaving in a very suspicious way. Catchyas laterz xx
Chapter 2 & 3 are here:
https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-2-the-nobs?s=w
https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-3-the-nobs?s=w
Chapters 4,5 and 6 are planned and will be forthcoming asap!
Looks like lizard food to me ; ) lol. Appropriate, don't you think? After eating THAT, no wonder his Butt ler died.
My wishing BTC down has started to work.
I wonder if any bank will lend me a billion or so to short it to oblivion.
Warning: Graphic Images!
Dissemination of dissemination.
Luckily the pizza got home just as old Grey planted his bulb in velvet. Missed having to picture M’lady Nob till partial digestion had commenced.
>. <
Will it be Monaco or Malta? Will they elope or simply consume, eh, mate?
The scarred boy; where did he come from, where did he go? Who will be the next stool pigeon? Squab for supper?
Be sure to order your Nob crop! Limited stock going fast during diversity month!
more please! in the meantime https://archive.org/details/01-we-are-normal
😂
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee. They're all wankers and tossers.
wicked, dark humor befits them perfectly.
I want quail eggs and oysters, and I want them now!!!!!
* Serves her the delicacy on the shell of a freshly killed tortoise, and then ushers her to the velvet-covered poo box and leaves her there, with a stack of silk bum scarves and a magazine called "The Queen." *
Ooh silk bum scarves, how tantalizingly wonderful... now who shall wash them?! Oh look, why that's me on the cover!!!
LOL
We shall have the Scarf Washer deal with it...
In the tub, Lizzie. A bit of soap or something similar to hand. Then wring them like you do a courtier. And hang them above the fire place but not too close. Don't want them to get burned.
It's pretty funny, cause in my world I'm pooping into a bucket and taking out the bucket to compost.
Amid many tiny blood suckers, ticks that is.
(although I think my consumption of garlic capsules (don't get me wrong I love garlic!) and peppermint lotion seem to be doing the trick for the ticks. (who can be sure?!) Next line of defense... scotch tape!
I only found one tick latch on and boy did it grab ahold when I tried to flick it. (kinda reminds me of some other bloodsuckers I've heard tell of)
Funny you're concerned about landfill in this scenario!!!
I doubt a Nob would be!!!!
And you have me, Lizzy cast as the maid, geez! (I rather like that nickname even if it's rather notorious) And yes I would wash the scarves in the tub, although I don't think silk would be the material to use and I would guess all Nob's have bidets.
Throw them all in the tub! And off with their heads!
Off with their heads!!!!
Oh ya. You have caught my drift. I am going offline so that my son can take a look at my laptop, it is misbehaving in a very suspicious way. Catchyas laterz xx