Oblivious of the world and events at the Nob residence, Getona Nob and Tarquin ‘Toady’ Ramsbottom were sunning themselves while their yacht cruised at a leisurely pace towards Malta. They were blissed out on cocaine and champagne, occasionally interspersed with liberal doses of exhausting passion. The crew were repulsed. It was not a pretty sight. Getona’s boney legs were wrapped around Toady’s fat sun-reddened torso and the groaning was only drowned by the engine noise if the wind was in the right direction.
https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-5-the-nobs
Brilliant! Hilarious! Silly!
Chapter 1 https://francesleader.substack.com/p/the-nobs?s=w
Chapter 2 https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-2-the-nobs?s=w
Chapter 3 https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-3-the-nobs?s=w
Chapters 5 + 6 forthcoming!