Spotty Boy’s first job in the garden was to help the head gardener bury old Mr Grey, the Groom of the Stool. ”Why are we burying him here?” he asked in genuine confusion. ”Well, he is an illegal immigrant, lad!” came the unembellished answer. Spotty Boy was none the wiser and showed it. The head gardener encouraged him to keep digging while he explained that illegal immigrants have no papers, passports or any form of identification. They don’t register with GPs or hospitals and they don’t claim benefits from the government.
That’s what I get for opening my pocket computer at the dinner table. Lesson learned. (I was eating alone, just a bit of avocado toast; I won’ do it again, I promise!)
FWIW: the link I shared in Ep. 2, quite surprised to learn of the high status amongst staff of royal ass wipe.
2 minutes of equally dark humor, which will help one recognize royalty:
Yeah... Oh, I love those guys. I remember in high school a friend told me to come over and listen to a record of them... My introduction. He was a good friend.... I said, who are these guys? I'd never heard of them! He said, JUST LISTEN. I've never been the same. ;)
There are three more chapters already planned out. I had a couple of days offline because my poor old laptop died and I had to buy a new one! Hence the slight delay between chapters 2 & 3. I will create 4, 5 and 6 asap!
Chapter 4: https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-4-the-nobs?s=w
I like it.
Heeheeheeheeheehee.
That’s what I get for opening my pocket computer at the dinner table. Lesson learned. (I was eating alone, just a bit of avocado toast; I won’ do it again, I promise!)
FWIW: the link I shared in Ep. 2, quite surprised to learn of the high status amongst staff of royal ass wipe.
2 minutes of equally dark humor, which will help one recognize royalty:
https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68
I was just watching that movie yesterday!
"I don't want to go on the cart."
"Oh, don't be such a baby."
“I fink I’ll go for a walk…I feel ‘appy_I feel ‘appy…”
"Can't you do something...?"
"It's against regulations."
“Who’s that then?”
“Dunno_must be a king.”
“Why? How’d ya know?”
“Hasn’t got shit all over him.”
Yeah... Oh, I love those guys. I remember in high school a friend told me to come over and listen to a record of them... My introduction. He was a good friend.... I said, who are these guys? I'd never heard of them! He said, JUST LISTEN. I've never been the same. ;)
Yes, the LP’s. Whacked.
Python - nothing will ever equal it! xx
can only imagine the variety of non-contagious, non-fatal ailments requiring isolation camps to ‘be safe’... teenage acne, diaper rash to name a few.
... freckles...
moles....
chin hairs on women...
That's me done for then! lmfao!
I knew it, I knew it!!!
Chapter 1 - https://francesleader.substack.com/p/the-nobs?s=w
Chapter 2 - https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-2-the-nobs?s=w
AND
Chapter 4 - https://francesleader.substack.com/p/ch-4-the-nobs?s=w
Do they 'ECK as like! lol
There are three more chapters already planned out. I had a couple of days offline because my poor old laptop died and I had to buy a new one! Hence the slight delay between chapters 2 & 3. I will create 4, 5 and 6 asap!