Yeah, we had an interesting week. We were host to 4.5 billion pairs of eyes, diligently watching our pomp and incomprehensible ceremony. Well, that is what the media told me. I do wonder how they calculated that figure. Do they count all the tell-lie-visions in the world and assume that they are all tuned into the tedious activities of Blighty? Did they include all the mobile phones and laptops? We will never know, statistics are so weird.
It was virtually impossible to avoid the Queen’s funeral. My newsfeeds on Brave, MSN, GETTR and YouTube were loaded to the teeth with grim images of mourners in black, surrounded by men in very old fashioned uniforms and ornamental hats. The dirge music lamenting from brass bands was….. erm…. very shiny and overtly military.
The whole world kindly participated in our extended sombre sobriety by not producing any of the usual false flag events and melodramas….. apart from a couple of earthquakes and dire warnings about the 23rd September, which, according to some, will kick us all into a whole new paradigm of consciousness. Can’t wait to find out what that means.
We Brits thank you all for greeting our new King with such erm…. enthusiasm? Not sure if that is the right word.
Anyway, as you were. The Queen has been laid to rest after being hauled all around the country at a snail’s pace. I am sure we are all glad to see her finally given some dignity.
Here is our best comedian, Andrew Lawrence, summing up the week’s events, with a tad more scintillating daring than is expected, from his home where he cannot decide which is more important - to eat or to heat.
Decisions…. decisions.
C the Third - will he own nothing and be happy?? :-D David Lawrence is great!
world coffin tour LOL. Respect & X 2 All