THE INTERNATIONAL FEAR PORN STARS NIGHT OF RECOGNITION
An award ceremony so hush-hush that you plebs have never heard of it
Ricky Gervais should host a new awards ceremony.
Imagine it…. Fear Porn Stars….. turning up in their best bib and tucker to compete for the prizes in categories such as:
Best Totalitarian Shill
Top CIA Copy/Paster in MSM
Head God Botherer
Chief Military Warmonger
Dark Tech Arts Wizard
Lifetime Services to Insurance Prize
Best Unquestioning Quack on TV
Most Terrorising Commercial Advertisement
Greatest Convincing Fear Porn Scientist
Super Smart Investment Guru
Bankster of the Year
Most Successful Unelected Geo-politician
What would their prizes be?
A Golden Roman/UN Wreath and I suggest that the winners might appreciate a ticket to a Deep Underground Military Base of their choice or a Superyacht excursion (after faked death) to the REAL Epstein Island….. if they don’t have one booked already!
THE BRIT FEAR PORN STARS:
Best Totalitarian Shill - Any (and all) British Prime Ministers especially Boris & Rishi
Top CIA Copy/Paster in MSM - George Monbiot of the Guardian
Head God Botherer - Archbishop of Canterbury
Chief Military Warmonger - Tobias Ellwood (MP & Head of 77th Brigade Internet Police)
Dark Tech Arts Wizard - Pirbright and Porton Down
Lifetime Services to Insurance Prize - George Soros
Best Unquestioning Quack on TV - Dr Anthony Fauci
Most Terrorising Commercial Advertisement - UK Government
Greatest Convincing Fear Porn Scientist - Dr Craig Venter (Synthetic Life)
Super Smart Investment Guru - Martin Lewis (MoneySavingExpert)
Bankster of the Year - Lord Jacob Rothschild (4th generation Baron)
Most Successful Unelected Geo-politician - King Charles III
Best Totalitarian Shill - Yuval Harari
Top CIA Copy/Paster in MSM - Anderson Cooper
Head God Botherer - Klaus Schwab
Chief Military Warmonger - Joe Biden (Commander in Chief)
Dark Tech Arts Wizard - Tie - Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg
Lifetime Services to Insurance Prize - George Soros
Best Unquestioning Quack on TV - Rachel Maddow
Most Terrorising Commercial Advertisement - Any ad from Pfizer
Greatest Convincing Fear Porn Scientist - Anthony Fauci
Super Smart Investment Guru - Tie - Bill Gates, Warren Buffet