I have a theory....

It belongs to me!

I have been watching the Johnnie Depp vs Amber Heard court case with great interest.
Here are some of my observations so far. Feel free to laugh. I do.

Amber Heard, the Aquaman starlet, turns up at court every day with another novel hairdo. It is swirled, plaited and teased into an original artform by someone who should be commended for their patience. Her facial expressions are carefully co-ordinated with the testimonies she hears.
Johnnie Depp chews sweeties and scribbles all day long. Occasionally he talks out of the side of his mouth. He sometimes smiles wryly as if he has a fat secret spliff up his sleeve.
Each of the lawyers gets a shot at starring in this drama….. they take themselves very seriously. The judge presides with a kindly auntie persona. I half expect her to turn up with cup cakes for all the participants. especially Judy, the stenographer. She looks like she needs a cup cake or six to cope….. bless her!

Overall I have come to a conclusion.

No, not about who has defamed who, I think they are both bonkers….

Instead, I think I have worked out what is the modus operandi of this particular bread and circus distraction!

Bear with me….

Now that we are officially heading full pelt towards the Great Reset, this type of online entertainment will become centre stage when we own nothing.

Did you spot how many millions were watching live on each of the broadcasting channels? It was many millions! The earnings from this must be going through the roof……. I envisage future YouTube reality trash like this becoming our guilty secret dopamine hit!
This is one more way the stars get to earn big bucks and we get to believe that somewhere in this hell-hole there is real justice being served….. even though there isn’t and it is all staged to rake in the spondoolicks, ratings and media mileage.

Obscure Z-listers will be clamouring to snap up the cameo roles as all sorts of witnesses….. creative designers will be frantically churning out wilder and wilder variations on the three piece suit and hairstylists will be queuing up to showcase their bouffants wigs and coifs. It is the new cinematic Colosseum but the battles will be verbal and injuries will be to reputation and credibility.

There is MONEY in soap.
Court Opera Reality TV is a new earner.