HEALTH UPDATE!
As previously reported on my SEVEN DAY WATER FAST post, I am still struggling with extreme pain in the kidneys and other unpleasant side effects.
I was able to find some genuine organic cranberry juice without sugar or sweeteners on Ebay. I bought one bottle and we loved it so much we have ordered 4 more to take advantage of a multi-buy deal because it is £9.48p per 750 ml when purchased singly. I am also taking birch sap which aids kidney/bladder problems and I have noticed a significant improvement in the urinary dept.
Unfortunately the doctor gave me a large number of toxic P-Harma sachets called Macrogol and I took only one of those. Immediately, I began to run a very high temperature, got severe headaches and the underside of my tongue shows toxins in the blood.
I am sending them back to the Pharmacy on Monday and writing a very stiff letter to my GP. This particular product is contra-indicated in cases of intestinal obstruction and, as we have yet to establish why I am unable to defecate, that remains a very strong possibility.
Also the polyethylene glycol (aka PEG) main ingredient is a petroleum bi-product which certainly should not be used internally. I really don't know what allopathy is thinking - unless they genuinely DO want to murder people!
Needless to say, I have suspended the 7 day water fast for the time being, although I have actually eaten very very sparingly since Christmas Day.
UPDATE: 9pm 11th January 2024
What a ride, eh?
Since Christmas Day I have been in so much pain that I resorted to hammering the secret stash of opioids (co-codamol) that has been lurking in my medicine drawer for at least a decade. They worked. I was numb from the kidney pain and managed to get a fresh prescription from the Doc just in time before the stash ran out. So, even if the Doc and I have not understood what ails me, I could at least be pain free while we tried to suss it out.
Doc ran some tests and got the results back yesterday. All clear for cancer and infections. So he accepted that the PEG petroleum bi-product was not acceptable for THIS particular temple. I said "Ain'tcha got anything NATURAL in your P-Harmacy?" and he said he would write a script for pure Senna tablets which I said would be lovely. He said take at least 4 but no more than 8 per day until something shifted.
I told him about the pure cranberry with no fake arse sweetener-muck and the Birch tree sap (D-Mannose). I had also taken a hefty dose of Andrews Liver Salts. Surely something has to give?
Well, it sure did when I loaded myself up with the senna!
Peeing and pooing for Britain (I am generous like that!) I became progressively more comfortable and ceased filling myself up with Afghani poppy dust pills.
Today has been.... erm.... volcanic. 🤣😂 complete with sulphurous odours! (yeah, you DID want to know about that!)
I have still not eaten much beyond a couple of choccy bix and a packet of chicken flavoured crisps. I risked a cup of coffee - my goodness that smelled and tasted divine! I have had a raving love affair with coffee since I was three years old and used to nick sips of my grandmother's super strong black espresso, while she was busy doing palm readings or tarot cards.
The smell of really fresh coffee is heavenly to me! Stealing it made it all the more special.
Tonight, I only have the merest vague twinge in my lower back which is unsurprising after a 15 day haitus from normal body functions. I did wonder what had caused this sudden stop because I have never once had any occasion like this before. I guessed that it had a spiritual or psychological origin on the lines of: I was holding onto something, refusing to let something go or maybe my old bod decided to take a holiday and go into stasis? Your guess is as good as mine, tbh.
Anyway.... I think I will be OK now. I am certainly very cheerful and totally delighted that I survived whatever it was. We will have to chalk that one up to "dunno".
I wrote to my Doc today asking him what he knows about P.O.T.S. (no, NOT dope or lunacy)..... although I have had forays into both of those - sometimes at the same time! Why not? 🤣😂
This evening my son fancies Black Farmer Organic Pork Sausages for our dinner so he has headed off to the supermarket to buy some. He will be happy when he gets his basic British grub and gravy into his belly.
He bought me some amazing Black Castor Oil which includes Carrot oil, Canola, Sunflower seed oil, Grape seed oil, Cannabis seed oil and charcoal. I rubbed it into the arches of my feet and my palms (the vortices of our chi) and then applied a generous dollop to my hair roots and face, arms and legs telling my son that it is known to stop hair loss and encourage regrowth.
He said that he doesn't really want a bearded mother with gorilla arms and legs, thanks all the same!
Sometimes he really reminds me of his dad, especially when he wears a black knitted beanie. The physical resemblance is uncanny and the humour is a huge chip off Tony's old block.
Upshot of all this is, we think I might be in the clear healthwise now and I am looking forward to having Christina Gerrard and her beloved ridgeback dog Theo to visit from Cornwall for the weekend.
We may get jaw ache from all the yakking! So don't expect us to be online too much.
Thanks subscribers for all your advice and concerns. It was a humbling experience, truly it was!
I will try not to worry everyone quite that much again. Promise. xx
ONWARDS? I think it is time, don't you?
Right now, it is just past 6am here in UK. I have a sensation in my lower guts that I am about to explode and my greatest concern centres around 'will I make it to the bathroom without wrecking my carpets?' 🤣😂 My son isn't helping, he has been up all night interacting with his international coder bloke club and thinks making me laugh is going to take my mind off the pain and 'assist the process'!! Lord give me strength!
7am - EUREKA!! Did the earth move for me or what??!!
Sorry if I woke you all up with my happy dance, YIPPEE!!
https://youtu.be/6913KnbMpHM?si=oTWIcBctO-1IuXz7