AN EFFIN POEM FOR ALL YOU EFFERS

Found online 5 years ago and stored for posterity because it is ace and anonymous!

fuck the radio, television
fuck the royals and politicians
fuck the downers fuck the uppers
fuck the fucking, fucking fuckers
fucking smoke fucking mirrors
fucking phoney war on terror
fuck your prophets fuck your saints
fuck your women wearing paint
fuck me fuck you
fuck them all to Timbuktu
fuck their prisons fuck their jails
fuck their chemical fucking trails
fuck the left fuck the right
fuck them 'til they're fucked alright
fuck your jewels fuck your rules
fuck your colleges and schools
fuck the dukes fuck the earls
fuck the dowagers in their pearls
fuck guns, ammunition
fuck the pope and all his minions
fucking heaven fucking hell
fucking kiss and fucking tell
fucking bastards fucking twats
fucking priests in fucking hats
fucking cancer fucking fits
angelina's fucked up tits
fucking fear fucking panic
fucking preachers fucking manic
fucking racists fucking cunts
fuckin ha-ha nelson muntz
fucking brilliant fucking ace
fucking rat-fuck split arse face
fuck Ishima, Iwo Jima
fuck Pearl Harbour, Chicken Keema
fuck football fuck X factor
fuck the fucking crisis actors
fucking eff and fucking blind
fucking fucked out of your mind
fucking freedom fucking pain
one fucker's loss is some fucker's gain.

Did I mention the FEW? I mean the WEF? Sorry, dyslexia is so backward.